RIdiculous stories about my friends and my life. Free from embellishment.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Ladies, feast your eyes on this.
Here is my tall, dark and handsome friend. You may recognize him. He is Tony Romo's doopelganger, and doesn't enjoy when you tell him this. I must warn you though, if it is affection you seek from this man, he is presently unavailable on account of winter hibernation. If you are patient, you may be able to score some time with him once the RI thermometers hit 60 degrees. Look at those arms girls. Might be worth the wait if you can stand the vapid narcissism.
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Aw how flattering. Please beware, I date rape.
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