I have a friend whose name will remain unsaid. This friend thinks quite highly of himself, but we all love him in spite of this. Please enjoy a sampling of some of his recent memorable quotations...
"When I was a middle school substitute teacher, they wouldn't let me in the hallways. The little girls were crazy for me."
"I only date 9's and 10's."
"I used to model. Check out my pictures."
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