My male counterpart?

An awful lot of fun occured in the 36(ish) hours I spent in the concrete jungle this past weekend. I want to start by reflecting on my friendship with Novel Girl. She and I reconnected back in February after coming to the realization that we are both budding bloggers with similar writing styles. We have always shared a special bond, but it has really solidified in the past few months. After spending the weekend with her in NYC, I compiled a list of things we have in common: being a "guy's girl" (aka having many guy friends and generally preferring male company), being a music junkie, sometimes spazzy, yellow auras, digging dorks for their intellectual stimulation, loving the classics but also girly trashy lit, enjoying all things sexually related. This is one of the things I love most about Novel Girl: she loves talking about sex and sharing stories as much as I do. I mean, let's be honest...sex is natural. Why shouldn't we talk about it freely? None of you prim and proper ladies are fooling me...you are probably all wild children in the bedroom. Was it Ludacris who said "want a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets?" I am a lady, I just have no qualms about speaking sexually (obviously). One other common thread between me and Novel Girl- we get pleasure out of connecting friends. I've mentioned the No Romo and Summer Ale connections. Well, NG and SA managed to convince me to join the twitter world and I don't regret it- so fun. I just need more followers (fishing for friends here). One of their twitter friends, Rock Lock, caught my attention. His avatar is him naked in a bucket with rubber duckies and his bio reads: "I write songs and make music videos about awesome stuff. I drink Jack Daniels and PBR because I'm classy. I'm good at Scrabble but I'm better at sex." After seeing that, I knew I had to follow him. 90% of his tweets are wild and sexual, so naturally I was intrigued by this cat and excited to meet him.

Fast forward to Friday night at 9. Novel Girl and Momo planned a surprise going away dinner for Summer Ale. He thought he was going with just the two of them, when in reality there were 10 of us waiting at the restaurant. So there I was, sitting at a table with a bunch of strangers when Rock Lock looks at me and says, "You're Colie D!? Novel Girl had me read some of your dirty blog posts. You're funny." Wooo virtual connection made real live connection. Later on he gave me a glimpse into his thoughts that night..." When you walked into the round table I was thinking a. who is this girl and why don't I know her? b. I'm not leaving this dinner. and c. when I realized you were ColieD I knew I would be doing you later." For the record, there was no penetration. There was, however, lots of witty sexual banter throughout the weekend and beyond. Rock Lock is a rock comedian who is sponsored by The Campus Socialite, a kick ass site that is in the process of taking over the college world. I dig his energy, his level of intensity and his overall rockstar lifestyle/attitude. During a night of crazy karoke and dancing, we discovered we were both feisty geminis and decided we were also very similar creatures...hence, my male counterpart. On twitter, he often "speaks socially." This has to do with being cool, popular, a socialite, and I have since slowly picked up the habit. On that note, I was stuck in traffic on the way to class this week and Rock Lock and I were bbming. I mentioned that a pocket vibrator would come in handy for these situations. His response, "It's called a blackberry. Put it on your p***y and I will take care of the rest." A whole lot of letters followed with some good vibrations. I found this hysterical and we both tweeted about it with the #speaksocial tag. People ate his tweet for dinner (his words). I am constantly entertained by this character and felt the need to share some of his quality entertainment for your visual and auditory pleasure. Exhibit A is the first installment of the blog series he is writing for Campus Socialite, entitled My First Time: Getting Head from a Chick with Braces. Exhibit B is his youtube video, "Your sister has herpes, she gave 'em to me." Both will provide substantial comic relief for those of you, like me, who enjoy a healthy dose of crude humor.


Looking forward to our next interaction. Until then, I will settle for video viewing, tantalizing tweets and bbm blasts.